Thursday, May 28, 2009

MF SO 5-28-09

Jets vs. Sharks
May 16, 12:38 a.m. — 3800 block of South Tamiami Trail. A person called the police department to report 50 or 60 teens in 15 or 16 cars were fighting behind a car wash. Fifty to 60 people in only 15 or 16 cars? Sounds more like a clown convention.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

MF SO Cops 5-20-09

MF ECO 5-20-09

The crime of century

LAKEWOOD RANCH - May 7, 9 a.m. — 6500 block of Flycatcher Lane. Vehicle burglary. Unknown persons entered the locked truck by unknown means and went through the victim’s property in the cab area of the truck. The suspects removed the victim’s brief case and left it outside the driver’s door in the bushes. At the time of the report, nothing was found missing.

MF LBO Cops 5-20-09

Saturday, May 9, 2009

MF SO 5-7-09

Pearly gates damaged
April 28, 7 p.m. — 400 block of South Tamiami Trail. Criminal Mischief. A church employee reported the swinging gates at the church’s rear entrance were damaged. It appears a vehicle ran into the gates, knocked them off the hinges and ran over them. It’s going to cost the church $2,000 to replace the gates.

Friday, May 1, 2009

MF SO Cops 4-29-09

With this cartoon, some mope stole a can of tuna and drove off in a black sports car. The obvious thing that comes to mind is Charlie the Tuna. But -- either he's going to eat the freaking tuna, which is tuna cannibalism, or he's going to bury the chunks of his dead friend, which is morbid. So, it hit me, have Charlie rescuing his friend. We sorta duck the implication that his friend has been chopped up into tuna chunks inside the can ...