Thursday, October 7, 2010

MF SO Cops 10-7-2010

Sept. 28 The Tin Man 3:50 p.m. — 600 block of South Shade Avenue. Suspicious Person. A homeowner reported that a man knocked on his door and asked for some tin foil. The man left without receiving any.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

MF ECO Cops 9-29-2010

MF LBO Cops 9-29-2010

Oh, bee-have
Sept. 18 Relocation plan 9:23 a.m. — 2900 block of GMD. Animal. The Public Works Department informed police that a large and aggressive bee colony was discovered near someone's home. Police roped off the right of way where the hive was located, and a beekeeper was called to relocate the hive.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

MF SO Cops 9-23-2010

September 23, 2010
A security guard on routine patrol noticed a puff of smoke coming from the top level of a parking garage. He didn’t know if a fire had started, so he investigated. When he reached the top level, he saw three teenagers riding their bikes down the garage ramp.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

MF ECO Cops 9-8-2010

MF LBO Cops 9-8-2010

Insecure door
Aug. 23, 9:33 p.m. — 500 block of Schooner Lane. Alarm. Police responded to an alarm and found a sliding glass door to a home unlocked. The door was secured and the alarm was reset.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Monday, August 9, 2010

ECO Cops 8-11-2010

Multilingual telephone tag dept.
Aug. 2, 11:50 a.m — 10500 block of Winding Stream Way. Information. The victim has been receiving telephone calls for a certain phone number. He answered a few times, but the caller spoke only Spanish and the victim could not understand him. The calls continue to come at all times of the day and night. The victim contacted his telephone provider to block his number, but the provider said it is unable to do so.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

MF SO Cops 7-29-2010

The joke is slightly obscure -- a reference to the "Commendatore" statue in Mozart's opera who comes to life and drags Don Juan to hell. I.e.: if you're gonna steal a statue, this is the wrong damn statue to steal.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

MF SO Cops 7-8-2010

Cool new pad
June 29, 5:23 p.m. — 4000 block of Crockers Lake Boulevard. Civil Disturbance. After the air conditioning in an apartment unit broke down, the apartment manager moved that tenant into an unoccupied unit. After the A/C was fixed, the tenant moved back into his apartment but called the manager a short time later saying the A/C was still not working. The manager inspected the air conditioner and told sheriff's deputies that it looked like it was intentionally punctured.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

MF ECO Cops 6-30-2010

"C" is for "crook"
June 20, 9 p.m. — Sunny Daze Preschool East. Identity theft. The victim stated she received a call from an individual who told her that the electricity at her preschool would be turned off if a delinquent payment was not paid. The victim made the payment over the phone using her check card.

MF LBO Cops 6-30-2010

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

MF LBO Cops 6-16-2010

"Swamp thing"
June 6 7:15 p.m. — 500 block of Gunwale Lane. Code Enforcement. Police noticed a pool that had turned into a swamp from lack of maintenance and discovered the house was in foreclosure.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

MF LBO Cops 6-9-2010

Just a little off the top.
May 29 8:49 a.m. — xxxx. Property Damage. Police responded to complaint that gardener was trimming a neighbor's bush past the property line. Gardener could not produce trimming license.

MF ECO Cops 6-9-2010

Hey! Howzabouta nice Hawaiian Punch?
May 24 — 4:44 p.m. Retail theft. Store security observed the defendant selecting a gallon of Hawaiian Punch and a bag of Jolly Rancher candy. The defendant then exited the grocery department and proceeded to the front exits.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

MF SO Cops 5-27-2010

Disco divas
May 18, 1:45 a.m. — 3500 block of Fruitville Road. Suspicious Incident. Someone called the police to report six cars in a parking lot with loud music blaring and four or five women dancing provocatively.

Yes, women can't resist the appeal of the Satanic "Disco Inferno Mobile."